Tales Of Brave Ulysses.....

The presentation project in my speech class is basically 4 or 5 people are supposed to find a charity, business, or other organization adn create a new product or service. Today in Speech class, Group 1 gave their presentation today, it was about the AIDS epidemic in Africa, and th eproposed a LIVE AID 2 for it. They gave their presentation like they were on OPRAH. IT was pretty nicely done, and at the end on the presentation they revealed that under our seats...."OPRAH"'s gift to us... were a bunch of free condoms. They also had a big bag of safe sex materials, including female condoms and all sorts of other crazy (sometimes flavored) stuff. It was pretty cool, and I ended up with about 10 or 12. That's about more than a lifetime supply for me.

It is not humanly possible for a girl to "pee". It annoys me when they say they have to pee. Girls can't possibly 'pee'. They can urinate alright, but they cant 'pee'. Why? Because GUYS pee. Because they have a PENIS. The PENIS lets out PEE. And if youre waiting in line for the bathroom for a really long time you PENIS holds your PEE. Girls have a VAGINA, so when they have to urinate they should say..."Hey I'll be right back, I gotta VAG." C'mon, you women fought the women's lib fight for decades for equality, not imitation.