Tales Of Brave Ulysses.....

long time....

Thursday, I saw two bad movies in two theaters located on the polar opposite of eachother in Houston. However, one was unintentional, and the other....extremely intentional. I skipped class and saw "Garfield" at the dollar theater. And later that night, I saw "John Water's A DIRTY SHAME" at Greenway plaza for free. Now, why would I waste my money to go and see a movie such as Garfield? Who else do you know that has?

I rest my case.

Anyways, yes, Garfield is a bad movie; and it's a pity. But not a suprise. However, Dirty Shame was pretty funny, although im sure it's not for everyone. it IS NC-17, you know.

One of the great moments in the theater I've had and will ever have and never have again was when one of the people attending the show asked the handful of other people in the theater "HEy, is it cool if I light up a joint? You guys arent gonna get mad, are you?"

it at the showing for A DIRTY SHAME, of course.

I went to Wendy's a few days ago and the lady asked me what kind of sauce i wanted for my nuggets, and i said "A ridiculous amount of ketchup." I got like 2.

Alfie Vittone has been a tremendous influence on me as a blog writer (by which i mean i rips him off). Which is why I'm half-assed at work on my adventure serial novels based on him. that's right, coming soon...

ALFREDO VITTONE and THE BOXCAR BANDITS!!!!

ALFREDO VITTONE and THE DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH RIDER!!!!

ALFREDO VITTONE and THE GHASTLINGS OF GUANAJUATO!!!!

ALFREDO VITTONE in BRING ME THE HEAD OF ALFREDO VITTONE!!!!

ALFREDO VITTONE and THE RETURN OF THE PROM KING!!!!

You know, I'll probably never finish writing them, but I'm sure that Alfie likes the fact that I've actually taken the time to have written somewhat of a story arc (however vague) to flow throughout the adventures of ALFREDO VITTONE!!! And it gave me something to write about in my blog, so rock.

Speaking of Which, yes,.... for those not yet owning the STAR WARS DVD... it IS true, you have